Geeking Naked: Planning a Lesbian Bachelorette Party

What do you think of when you think of a bachelorette party? Strippers lots and lots of strippers. Penis straws and penis crowns. Penis Pinatas filled with penis candy. Penis cake. Also lots of booze in penis shot glasses.

Do you know how difficult it is to plan a Lesbian Bachelorette Party? I mean, once you strike out the various phallic decorations and strike out the exotic dancers (because her partner will be attending the shindig too, and strippers aren't really what they're looking for) there's not much left but drunk bitches makin' dirty jokes.

So what's a girl to do?

Many of them have drag shows, cute mixed drinks and you are guaranteed not to get hassled about the whole gay thing.

I took one look at the Gay Bar angle and dismissed it right away. For the following reasons:

The bar is deep in the gayborhood of Philadelphia (Not ideal for a designated driver or restrictive with a train schedule)
We were really looking for something more personal
and beside-- it's so cliché

So, after a lot of Googling (there is a lot of crap to wade through about doing a girls night {wasn't it already a girls night!?!} and spending obscene amounts of money {and we'd need to chip in for both brides or else it wouldn't be fair!} or assuring me that my lesbian friend would still enjoy a nice penis straw) and a little input from my fellow brides maids, this is what we came up with:

Boob Luge

Perhaps a bit tacky, but oh so fun!

I definitely want to try this a few times before the girls meet the girls. You know, to make sure nothing goes wrong with those icy little nipples...

In the words of a Boob Luge ad: "Just fill the breast mold with water, and in two days, you will have two rock hard boobs waiting to be filled with an alcoholic beverage of your choice!"

In case the prospect of two "rock hard" breasts pouring ice cold liquor into your mouth isn't enticing enough, the pitch gets even better: "You can even spice up your Boob Ice Luge by adding LED Pucks..."

Splendid.

Sexy Scavenger hunt

With a little work, and some tweaking, I made a scavenger hunt that not only embraced the fact that the Bride(s) in question were:

Lesbians
Both attending the party
Ready and Raring to drink

So, what do you think?

Bachelorette Party Scavenger Hunt

Yeah Baby! Sexy Times!

Rules:

When we say “someone,” it means someone that isn’t attending the party!
No driving-- you’re all too drunk by now right?
Photo/ Video proof is preferred!-- posterity is a must!
The more team members in the photo the better-- if there is not a substantial amount of team members in the photo/ video it will not be counted
No cheating-- unless you don’t get caught

We need proof of the following:

Make a veil out of toilet paper (Each picture with the Bride in her veil is 1 point)
Have your Bride be serenaded by someone while she sits on their lap. (10 points)
Get someone to buy the Bride a shot. (10 points)
Request a horrible song from the DJ. Ask him to dedicate it to the Bride. (5 points)
Have the Bride kiss someone’s cheek. (5 points-- Lipstick marks = 5 extra points!)
Find a someone with a concealed tattoo & have the Bride kiss it. (15 points)
Have a someone put a dollar somewhere "interesting" on the Bride (10 points)
Sing “Two Beavers are Better than One” as loud as you can (10 points) (10 extra points for a particularly embarrassing place)
Pass out Mardi Gras beads to people who flash you. (Each team get 5 necklaces, 10 points for each necklace given out)
Have the Bride kiss the first person you see with a hat. (10 points)
Take photos of a bar's urinals (5 points)
Help the Bride buy a drink for the first red head you see. (5 points)
Have the Bride sip a drink held between some strange person’s legs. (15 points)
Have some stranger sign the Bride’s bra or shirt or whatever. (10 points) (Extra points for the best “whatever”-- points based on “whatever”)
Get the Bride a piggy back ride (5 points)
Find a penny with your Bride’s birth year on it (1 point)
Ask the bartender to make a special drink for your Bride--talk the drink up around town and convince strangers to order it. (10 points)
Ask people to write wedding advice on a napkin (each Napkin is 1 point!)
Write the Bride’s phone number in a bathroom stall (5 points)
Make a bra (or boobies) out of found objects-- MacGyver Style! (5 points)

Pin the Boobs on the Babe

Although this game wasn't particularly expensive, we though it'd be more fun to make our own so that we could have different shapes, sizes, colors, arieola diameters... you know the basics.

Or we can just pin the boobs on this babe...