Thursday, December 13, 2012

Penis Size

Does Size Matter?

Penis size has always been a controversial issue. Guys are always comparing dicks. Believe it or not it wasn't always to see who was bigger. 

In ancient Rome a large penis was considered vulgar so it was actually a small penis that was considered desirable. Penis size is a very sensitive issue for a guy. Many of guys are so needlessly self conscious about it.

The average length of a penis is about 6 inches (about the length of a US dollar bill) The average length of a woman’s vaginal canal is about 4 inches. Do the math!

Guy’s, why are you so obsessed with this magic number of inches? Who made you like this? It’s pretty rare to find a girl who’s so obsessed with the size of the manly bits.

Most women or men, depending what team you swing for, do not care about the size of their lover’s penis. For a start, it’s hard to tell what size it could be until you take your clothes off and if you get to that point with someone no one is going say, "Well, you really turned me on, but I prefer a bigger cock", then just walk out.

There is new research that suggests that women who experience more vaginal orgasm's (as opposed to clitoral etc.) are more likely than other women to say they climax more easily with men with larger penises. Women who tend to prefer penile-vaginal intercourse over other types of sex also say the same.

If you are going deep, don’t bruise the cervix! (This is possible and painful!) It's a condition called collision dyspareunia, in which the penis bangs into the cervix or uterus. This problem is normally associated with a tipped uterus, which is pretty much what it sounds like.

Injuries in women can be even more diverse, including lacerations in the vagina and perineum (the area around the vulva), infections, and so on. 

Also, don’t lie about your penis size to your partner or to yourself. For a start you might end up wearing a condom that doesn't fit. 

The BBC came out with an article about Indian men. The country of India is having an issue with men not wearing the right sized condoms. On average they are apparently a little smaller than what is considered average so the condoms they were using were not fitting. As a specialist in reproductive health pointed out there need to be more discussions made talking about the importance of wearing the right size and also pointed out that if there are any doubt about the sexual prowess of Indian men you only have to look at the size of the Indian population to see that they are performing just fine.

It's also important to note that there are two types of penises. One kind expands and lengthens when becoming erect (a grower). The other appears big most of the time, but doesn't get much bigger after achieving erection (a shower).

Basically the difference is due do the vascular nature of the individual's penis. When a penis becomes erect, it's actually filling with blood. For some guys, it makes the penis longer, to accommodate the influx of blood-- that's a grower. Otherwise, the penis will become more dense with blood-- that's a show-er, because the penis doesn't change much from it's flaccid state.

Personally, I think girth and angle are equally important, and can make up for a small size. There are a bunch of different "spots," "areas," and nerves that can make up for any (forgive me) shortcomings. 

Evolutionary speaking, ball size is much more important. The current theory is that the size of the testes is directly proportional to the slut-iness of the female of the species.

Bare with me on this:

Your balls house the sperm. The bigger the balls, the more sperm there is. When the female is promiscuous, and there are multiple man’s sperm a-swimming, they stop going after the egg and start attacking the competing sperm.

The man with the most sperm wins!

So, if you’re a Bonobo (monkey’s that spend most of their time banging—like insane, all the time, whoever’s closest banging) you’ve got the biggest balls of all.

Human’s are about average when it comes down to ball size—not too big, not too small.  

You should accept your penis and take advantage of it’s size and shape. It’s not the size of the ship it’s the motion of the ocean. 

You need to find out with trial and error what positions really take advantage of it’s shape.  That’s right I just told you to have lots and lots of (safe) sex. Practice makes perfect and the more you do it the confident you will have with what is in your pants.

Always remember that there are plenty of way to please your partner. If you rely on just your penis your love life is probably going to be lackluster regardless of size.

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