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Cougars!

This one's from our friends at www.xandira.com What a great site! Make sure to check out their Erotic Stories section too, whoo whoo!

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What Kind of Vibrator Do You Need?

Another awesome article from the brilliant writers at The Frisky!

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Flowchart: What Kind Of Vibrator Do You Need?

Amelia McDonell-ParryMarch 8, 2012

5 Comments // Sex

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MASTURBATION FLOWCHART

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One of the perks of my job at The Frisky is I get sent a lot of vibrators. This is great, as I avidly practice self-love and think every womanneeds to have a vibrator. But with so many vibes on the market — seriously, there are tonssssss – how’s a gal to choose? This flowchart should help! Each of these has been tried and tested by yours truly so get ready to get your buzz on! Details on each model and where to buy, after the jump!

Vibrator: We-Vibe 3
Ideal for: Couples who are lookin’ to take things up a notch for both of them.
Perks: Waterproof, hands-free
Buy it: $139 

Vibrator: Crave Duet
Ideal for: Busy ladies who travel light.
Perks: Waterproof, built-it USB drive stores files and charges via your computer
Buy it: $149

Vibrator: Form 2
Ideal for: Women who know exactly what gets them off, don’t need too many bells and whistles.
Perks: Waterproof, compact, strong vibration.
Buy it: $145

Vibrator: OhMiBod Club Vibe 2.OH
Ideal for: Gals who want to groove when they get off — this vibe pulses to music and can be worn in your undies.
Perks: The aforementioned music responsiveness and portability. Plus it’s cheaper than most of the others.
Buy it: $79 

Vibrator: Hitachi Magic Wand
Ideal for: Ladies who don’t have time to fuck around — this bitch works fast.
Perks: Not many — and you have to plug it into the wall — but let me assure of a few things: you will come, you will come hard, and in under three minutes.
Buy it: $54.95 

Vibrator: Rabbit Habit
Ideal for: Women who want the option of penetration, in addition to clit stimulation. Also, “Sex and the City” diehards.
Perks: The shaft rotates! Whee!
Buy it: $90

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Holiday Hiatus

Kinky Kraken and Samus Andress have been too busy exchanging sexy presents, and will be back next week!

Pocket Rocket

Sex Toy Review:

Pocket Rocket

From Cal Exotics

Kinky Kraken gives this toy: 3/10 Caresses

Samus Andress gives this toy: 4/10 Caresses

Total Naked Geek score:   3.5/10 Caresses

Is that a Rocket in your Pocket or are you just Buzzing to see me?

Ah, my first real vibrator. What a powerful little beast! While I'll always treasure our time together, Little Blue Beauty wasn't perfect. 

She's pretty loud-- which can be distracting and embarrassing-- I swear my neighbor is going to be asking me what I'm doing over here...

Even though she has multiple "heads" that you can switch out, I really only used two of them until I picked my favorite of those. (The rounded one, cause I'm just not all that interested in jabbing my bits)

She doesn't have settings-- just On, Off and open up the battery compartment, and the way you need to switch her off (a small twist at the bottom) can also open up the battery compartment-- troublesome if your just using her to warm up.

The vibration on this thing when I first turned it on nearly scared me, and the first time that I tried it I thought she was little too intense, but as I got used to her (and wore down her battery) I began to love the buzz.

A good buy for the price, but not the best toy in this price range. I'll use her for a quickie, but I'd rather hunt through my Toy Box for something better.

Cute, cheap, waterproof, pretty colors, changeable heads fits in the palm of your hand, what's not to love?... Well apparently a lot. O.K. I'll admit it. I am picky when it comes to sexy toys but there is such a wide variety out there I don't think I should have to settle. This is not a high end toy and I don't expect it to be and it does have a pretty decent vibrations which is nice. I'm sure there are people that adore this little rocket but I just can't understand why. 

For a start this little thing is loud which kind of negates it's discreet size. All of the changeable heads are hard plastic and some of have little spikes on it. Spikes of hard plastic near my lady bits is not my idea of a good time. There is one with a rounded to but it's so rounded I find it difficult to have it stimulate very specific spots. The size and shape becomes a big disadvantage when you use it. Hard to hold on to it if you use lube or even just in the heat of the moment. In short it is fiddly and when I am having some alone time the last thing I want to do is mess about with something that is supposed to be just pure pleasure.

Aesthetics

Comes in yellow, purple, pink and blue. Slim and cute!

This pocket rocket is small and discreet. It comes with 5 changeable heads that range from fun to a little scary (I tried using the needle-ly head and although I didn't have a specific complaint about it-- I just couldn't get over the jabb-y). 

Size

• Length:
  2 1/2"
  Diameter:
  3/4"
  Weight:
  0.8 oz

Power

Pretty strong!  

Battery

Powered by 4 watch batteries

Volume

Loud! Loud! Loud! I'm afraid my neighbor is going to hear me!

Durability

Feels pretty durable, it's not going to break if you use it, and it's waterproof (however, I'd be afraid to turn it off in the tub because the batteries pop out so easily).

Material

Hard plastic, Food-grade material, Hypo-allergenic, Phthalate free

Price

$10.99-$12.99 

Cleaning

Soap and water do it best! Very easy clean up.

Great selection of vibrators

Please feel free to leave comments, suggestions or questions below!

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It's the End of the World-- Why aren't you doing it?

It's the End of the World-- 

Why aren't you doing it?

Global Orgasm Day

The organizers of the Global Orgasm, evolutionary behaviorists Donna Sheehan and Paul Reffell, would like everyone to synchronize their greatest surge of physical and spiritual power on the Solstice, December 21st between the hours of 11 a.m. and 1 p.m. Greenwich Mean Time.

The theory is that if enough people can climax at the same time while projecting a conscious intention for peace and harmony on the planet, a surge of physical and spiritual positivity will infuse the Earth's energy field.

But we can all just have an orgasm too-- it's a win-win.
Any measurable effects will show up at The Global Consciousness Project (http://noosphere.princeton.edu) in Princeton, NJ, which runs a network of Random Event Generators around the world, which record changes in their randomness during global events. The results show that the physical effects of human consciousness can be measured.

For more information: www.GlobalOrgasm.org and www.EvolutionaryRevolution.org.

Plus it's the end of the world so--

Make it Count!