Below is an article from The Frisky, a totally awesome site that often has some great sex positive news.
This article, however, I disagree with. To Kokoro I say, "Shut up and take my money!"
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Friday, March 29, 2013
Cougars!
This one's from our friends at www.xandira.com What a great site! Make sure to check out their Erotic Stories section too, whoo whoo!
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Friday, March 8, 2013
What Kind of Vibrator Do You Need?
Another awesome article from the brilliant writers at The Frisky!
Flowchart: What Kind Of Vibrator Do You Need?
One of the perks of my job at The Frisky is I get sent a lot of vibrators. This is great, as I avidly practice self-love and think every womanneeds to have a vibrator. But with so many vibes on the market — seriously, there are tonssssss – how’s a gal to choose? This flowchart should help! Each of these has been tried and tested by yours truly so get ready to get your buzz on! Details on each model and where to buy, after the jump!
Vibrator: We-Vibe 3
Ideal for: Couples who are lookin’ to take things up a notch for both of them.
Perks: Waterproof, hands-free
Buy it: $139
Ideal for: Couples who are lookin’ to take things up a notch for both of them.
Perks: Waterproof, hands-free
Buy it: $139
Vibrator: Crave Duet
Ideal for: Busy ladies who travel light.
Perks: Waterproof, built-it USB drive stores files and charges via your computer
Buy it: $149
Ideal for: Busy ladies who travel light.
Perks: Waterproof, built-it USB drive stores files and charges via your computer
Buy it: $149
Vibrator: Form 2
Ideal for: Women who know exactly what gets them off, don’t need too many bells and whistles.
Perks: Waterproof, compact, strong vibration.
Buy it: $145
Ideal for: Women who know exactly what gets them off, don’t need too many bells and whistles.
Perks: Waterproof, compact, strong vibration.
Buy it: $145
Vibrator: OhMiBod Club Vibe 2.OH
Ideal for: Gals who want to groove when they get off — this vibe pulses to music and can be worn in your undies.
Perks: The aforementioned music responsiveness and portability. Plus it’s cheaper than most of the others.
Buy it: $79
Ideal for: Gals who want to groove when they get off — this vibe pulses to music and can be worn in your undies.
Perks: The aforementioned music responsiveness and portability. Plus it’s cheaper than most of the others.
Buy it: $79
Vibrator: Hitachi Magic Wand
Ideal for: Ladies who don’t have time to fuck around — this bitch works fast.
Perks: Not many — and you have to plug it into the wall — but let me assure of a few things: you will come, you will come hard, and in under three minutes.
Buy it: $54.95
Ideal for: Ladies who don’t have time to fuck around — this bitch works fast.
Perks: Not many — and you have to plug it into the wall — but let me assure of a few things: you will come, you will come hard, and in under three minutes.
Buy it: $54.95
Vibrator: Rabbit Habit
Ideal for: Women who want the option of penetration, in addition to clit stimulation. Also, “Sex and the City” diehards.
Perks: The shaft rotates! Whee!
Buy it: $90
Ideal for: Women who want the option of penetration, in addition to clit stimulation. Also, “Sex and the City” diehards.
Perks: The shaft rotates! Whee!
Buy it: $90
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Wednesday, December 26, 2012
Holiday Hiatus
Kinky Kraken and Samus Andress have been too busy exchanging sexy presents, and will be back next week!
Sunday, December 23, 2012
Pocket Rocket
Sex Toy Review:
From Cal Exotics
Kinky Kraken gives this toy: 3/10 Caresses
Samus Andress gives this toy: 4/10 Caresses
Total Naked Geek score: 3.5/10 Caresses
Is that a Rocket in your Pocket or are you just Buzzing to see me?
Ah, my first real vibrator. What a powerful little beast! While I'll always treasure our time together, Little Blue Beauty wasn't perfect.
She's pretty loud-- which can be distracting and embarrassing-- I swear my neighbor is going to be asking me what I'm doing over here...
She's pretty loud-- which can be distracting and embarrassing-- I swear my neighbor is going to be asking me what I'm doing over here...
Even though she has multiple "heads" that you can switch out, I really only used two of them until I picked my favorite of those. (The rounded one, cause I'm just not all that interested in jabbing my bits)
She doesn't have settings-- just On, Off and open up the battery compartment, and the way you need to switch her off (a small twist at the bottom) can also open up the battery compartment-- troublesome if your just using her to warm up.
The vibration on this thing when I first turned it on nearly scared me, and the first time that I tried it I thought she was little too intense, but as I got used to her (and wore down her battery) I began to love the buzz.
A good buy for the price, but not the best toy in this price range. I'll use her for a quickie, but I'd rather hunt through my Toy Box for something better.
For a start this little thing is loud which kind of negates it's discreet size. All of the changeable heads are hard plastic and some of have little spikes on it. Spikes of hard plastic near my lady bits is not my idea of a good time. There is one with a rounded to but it's so rounded I find it difficult to have it stimulate very specific spots. The size and shape becomes a big disadvantage when you use it. Hard to hold on to it if you use lube or even just in the heat of the moment. In short it is fiddly and when I am having some alone time the last thing I want to do is mess about with something that is supposed to be just pure pleasure.
Aesthetics
Comes in yellow, purple, pink and blue. Slim and cute!
This pocket rocket is small and discreet. It comes with 5 changeable heads that range from fun to a little scary (I tried using the needle-ly head and although I didn't have a specific complaint about it-- I just couldn't get over the jabb-y).
This pocket rocket is small and discreet. It comes with 5 changeable heads that range from fun to a little scary (I tried using the needle-ly head and although I didn't have a specific complaint about it-- I just couldn't get over the jabb-y).
Size
-
- Length:
- 2 1/2"
- Diameter:
- 3/4"
- Weight:
- 0.8 oz
Power
Battery
Powered by 4 watch batteries
Volume
Loud! Loud! Loud! I'm afraid my neighbor is going to hear me!
Durability
Feels pretty durable, it's not going to break if you use it, and it's waterproof (however, I'd be afraid to turn it off in the tub because the batteries pop out so easily).
Material
Hard plastic, Food-grade material, Hypo-allergenic, Phthalate free
Price
$10.99-$12.99
Cleaning
Soap and water do it best! Very easy clean up.
Great selection of vibrators
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Friday, December 21, 2012
It's the End of the World-- Why aren't you doing it?
It's the End of the World--
Why aren't you doing it?
Global Orgasm Day
The organizers of the Global Orgasm, evolutionary behaviorists Donna Sheehan and Paul Reffell, would like everyone to synchronize their greatest surge of physical and spiritual power on the Solstice, December 21st between the hours of 11 a.m. and 1 p.m. Greenwich Mean Time.
The theory is that if enough people can climax at the same time while projecting a conscious intention for peace and harmony on the planet, a surge of physical and spiritual positivity will infuse the Earth's energy field.
The theory is that if enough people can climax at the same time while projecting a conscious intention for peace and harmony on the planet, a surge of physical and spiritual positivity will infuse the Earth's energy field.
But we can all just have an orgasm too-- it's a win-win.
Any measurable effects will show up at The Global Consciousness Project (http://noosphere.princeton.edu) in Princeton, NJ, which runs a network of Random Event Generators around the world, which record changes in their randomness during global events. The results show that the physical effects of human consciousness can be measured.
For more information: www.GlobalOrgasm.org and www.EvolutionaryRevolution.org.
Any measurable effects will show up at The Global Consciousness Project (http://noosphere.princeton.edu) in Princeton, NJ, which runs a network of Random Event Generators around the world, which record changes in their randomness during global events. The results show that the physical effects of human consciousness can be measured.
For more information: www.GlobalOrgasm.org and www.EvolutionaryRevolution.org.
Plus it's the end of the world so--
Make it Count!
Thursday, December 20, 2012
How To Make the End of the World Sexy
As you know the Mayan Calander is about to run out, meaning the end of the world is upon us. So, unless you’re partying till the brink of the apocalypse, spend your last hours doing some sexy things with your lover-- or a stranger (we won’t tell, but maybe use a condom, you know just in case it’s not really the end of the world...)
3 Sex Positions You Should Try Before the End of the World.
Reverse Cowgirl
If the zombies do rise up from their graves to eat your brains, and you still find yourself wanting to do the Grown-Up, try the reverse cowgirl position. That way, if the zombie’s find you, you’ll at least see them coming.
This is a fun position and I agree with Samus it's a good position to stay on your guard in case of zombies. Another reason to do it in this position is because it leaves your hands relatively free to hold weapons to fight off attackers. Not going to help much if the end of the world comes in the form of an asteroid but at least you'll go out with a bang (pun intended) ;)
Doggie style
Cause you know you want to...
Well yeah of course I do but I like most positions Samus. :) But also I think this is also a great zombie position although if that's the case make sure you have a wall behind you because otherwise you might have an accidental zombie threeway. I find this position always brings out my wild side so I think it would be great for anyone looking to just go wild.
Ultimate Embrace
Let’s face it, you’re gonna die. Hold each other and kiss your asses goodbye!
This is the most intimate of positions and the most comforting. Also if the rapture happens God might not realize that you are having sex and instead think you are just giving each other a good cuddle. Good luck trying to pull the wool over God's eyes but hey it's worth a shot.
3 Sexy Things You Should Have for the End of the World
Condoms
Condoms are super useful you can use them as water ballons to distract the zombies! (are you sensing a theme here?) You can also make a decoy out of then to also distract the zombies.
You can wear them on your feet as water proof socks. If you have enough of them you can blow them up like balloons tie them together and make a raft. You can even make clothing out of them.
Endless possibilities.
Edible Underwear
It’s food, and it’s mostly compact.
You can eat it you can wear it and your lover will think it's sexy. the only problem is that you will smell like something extra edible so it might not be good to wear if you are surrounded by zombies.
Hatiachi Magic Wand
Trying to survive the apocalypse is stressful-- enjoy a lovely massage (on or off your genitals.) Also can be used to bash enemies over the head! Have fun!
The best weapon is the most unlikely so this would be perfect. and this thing is very durable it even has a lot attachments to inflict more pain...or pleasure depending on how you use it.
3 Safe Places You Can Do It while the World is Ending
Costco
Edible Underwear
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It’s food, and it’s mostly compact.
You can eat it you can wear it and your lover will think it's sexy. the only problem is that you will smell like something extra edible so it might not be good to wear if you are surrounded by zombies.
Trying to survive the apocalypse is stressful-- enjoy a lovely massage (on or off your genitals.) Also can be used to bash enemies over the head! Have fun!
The best weapon is the most unlikely so this would be perfect. and this thing is very durable it even has a lot attachments to inflict more pain...or pleasure depending on how you use it.
3 Safe Places You Can Do It while the World is Ending
Since you’ll be looking for Costco anyway-- they’ve got everything you need!-- why not find a cozy place to bang? Maybe in a nice secluded section where all the tents are-- no need to give your fellow survivor’s a show.
Bomb shelter
We know you’ve all been planning for the end of the world ever since you heard the REM song right? So obviously you’ve got a bomb shelter built-- Ready and waiting for some good old fashion baby makin’.
It might save you from the end of the world and most zombies won't be able to figure out how to get into it. It's the perfect place to have some alone time and you can be as loud as you want because bomb shelter walls are so thick that the zombies won't hear it.
Church
If you’re thinking that you may be Raptured, then by all means head on over to your local church and start praying. And if you don’t get Raptured? Well, a little lovin’ in pew ain’t gonna hurt your reputation none.
O.K. so not the most respectful but this is a good place to go if all else fails the rapture happened, everyone turned into zombies...there is no hope left. Go to church make your peace and since you have nothing left to loose screw each other like bunnies. :)
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